Why you should never tattoo a woman's name on your body...

... or anyone's name for that matter... for mostly obvious reasons... what if you break up and you're stuck with the tattoo? Like my brother-in-law with his soon-to-be-ex-wife's name... but could it be worse?

How why not a tattoo with the name of the person you've been married to for nearly 40 years? Because the tattoo artist might spell it wrong! Yep. My father-in-law's tattoo with my mother-in-law's name spelled wrong. His response when you point it out: "Well, you can spell it both ways."